"No, Cubs, No!"

For those of you who may not be familiar, the Chicago Cubs, the team that last won a World Series in 1908, play a song at Wrigley after every victory. To hear it, watch a slide-show video of it here:



After the latest choke job, Eric Zorn, writer/blogger for the Chicago Tribune, has suggested that the lyrics need to be changed. What are your suggestions?

Garry (yes, with two 'R's) in Chicago suggested this:

Just give it a new ending

"Hey, Chicago, what do you say?
The Cubs went out & sucked today!"

BigZam thinks this is pretty good, but it would sound better if you applied the following lyrics: "Blow, Cubs, Blow,....Blow, Cubs, Bloooowww."

This would also go well with: "The Cubs are gonna choke today!" (which is a lyric that some other Cub Fan suggested.

You might say that Cubs fans are little bitter. Just a little. If you need anymore evidence of this, check what this Cub fan had to say in the Tribune's website:

Well it's over - finally! Maybe now I can get some rest. I have been a Cubs fan for 38 years but that era ends today. I just can't do it anymore. I went to 21 games this year and I swear I will never go to another Cubs game ever - unless I am cheering for their opponent. There comes a time when you just have to let go - kind of like a parent watching thier drug addicted child go through rehab for the 10th time - enough is enough! It's just not fair to me to suffer again - I surrendor. I feel like I got dumped by a girlf that I really love - the only way to get over her is to start seeing someone else. I guess the best revenge is start dating the girl she hates the most which means, I hate to tell you, but from this day forward I am a Cardinals fan. No point in naming names of the culprits in this pathetic series - almost everyone on the roster contributed to the losses. My heart has been broken once again and I will not set myself up to ever feel this pain again - I am done with the Chicago Cubs forever!

Signed: Kevin Marschall
Chicago, IL

Well, at least he's not becoming a White Sox fan. I am so loving this man's anger. What are your thoughts?